Corner of solitude

Yes folks, this is my revolutionary suggestion to make the game of cricket much better. Because we don’t need “FAGS” as Bill and Ted would say refereeing this much beloved Ozzie summer sport.

Umpires ruin the game, take for example this week’s test match between Australia and India, the umpires made so many mistakes it turned the whole thing into a farce. I don’t even remember who the umpires were, such was my disgust of the umpires during the game.

The blundering umpiring escapades even overshadowed Symonds sookie saga. He acted like a sook because he was called a monkey by someone from a country where they munch curry. Being called a monkey isn’t racism, it’s called sledging. He should be a man and give his tormentors some of their own back.

Anyway I’m all for replacing umpires with computers. We should leave all the umpiring decisions to modern technology. It’s already incorporated into the game anyway, so why not? Think about it, there is the snickometer, the Video ref, Hawkeye, so on and so on. Anything to replace these sorry excuse for umpires, because they are this week’s Fags of the week.

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