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Posted in Ramble on on February 4th, 2008 by FKG
Catching the train has some advantages, I wont mention them all. But I will say that I don’t have to spend any money on newspapers. This is because people have an extricable urge to leave them in their seats rather than taking it with them and putting in the next rubbish bin they see, like a goody two shoe should, I guess there isn’t any goody two shoes left in the world anymore.
Speaking of shoes, I read in one of the papers that wearing stilettos is good for women. Good for their sex drive that is. Somehow women don’t get enough pelvic muscle exercises. Apparently exercising their pelvic muscles does wonders with their libidos and wearing high heeled shoes is the perfect pelvic exercise which also makes them feel sexy.
You know what? From now on I’m going to recommend to Lauren to always wear stilettos wherever she goes, heck I’ll even tell her to wear ‘em in bed. The higher they are the better. Chances are, she wont ever have another sudden headache whenever I want some action.
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