Damn you L. Ron Hubbard! If it wasn’t for you I wouldn’t have to put up with spam from Scientologist, they’re out of control. I’m a catholic, and it really hurts my street cred to be a recipient of so much Scientology junk mail. Now I can’t even go out to my postbox without receiving a barrage of disapproving looks, tsk tsk tsks, and a whole lot of catcalls of heretics & pagans, from my fellow catholics no less. Seriously this has got to stop.
I don’t know how they got my postbox address in the first place. Hmmm, I have this sneaking suspicion that someone I know is the culprit, someone trying to be funny even though they probably don’t have any sense of humour themselves. I’m not mentioning any names, Stephen G, you know who you are.
Look, I am not trying to jump on the diss the scientologist freaks band wagon. Even though I suspect the late L. Ron Hubbard was pulling everyone’s leg and thought he could make a few bucks on the side while he was at it when he decided to create Scientology into a religion. He was a sci-fi writer for crying out loud. He actually tells in one of his so called doctrines a story about an alien blowing up billions of fellow aliens in a volcano, millions and millions of years ago, freeing their souls that now resides in people today. Yes that’s right folks, a science fiction writer and a doctrine about an alien . . . hmmm lets see if we can put two and two together. I just think that people of today have too much time on their hands.
I’m only saying to the Scientologist folks out there to be reasonable and to stop sending me spam. Just stop it, all right? Think about it, what would Bill and Ted say to L. Ron Hubbard if he was still alive and to you for sending them junk mail? They would say straight up “FAG!” You know I’m right. So I’m giving L. Ronny this week’s Fag of the week, because his largely the one to blame for all this.