Corner of solitude

The Sharks are off to a flying start to the NRL season, two wins from two games. Cronulla won 17 to 16 against the Storms, BOOYAH! I just hope that Souths and the Saints get their act together, their really letting the south of sydney teams down. And what about that hit on Souths’s Craig Wing, that was a disgrace. Here’s a footy related poll.

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Whoo! I’ve done it, it’s been a long time coming but my porfolio is finally finished. I’m so stoked, it’s the highlight of my day, I’m going to celebrate, it doesn’t even matter that it’s sunday. The last competency I had to sort out was Testing apparatus and circuits, and I just finished it a few minutes ago.

I’m well on my way to accomplishing my top goal of becoming a licensed electrician. A month ago I re-enrolled in the Capstone course, I’ve studied regularly and now I’ve finished fine tuning my portfolio. All I have to do is past my theory and practical exams.

My other goals haven’t been going as well, unfortunately. Here’s a rundown.

1. I haven’t added anymore content to this site.
2. I’m only halfway through reading the Colour of magic, the first Discworld novel, how the hell am I going to read all of them?
3. Getting a license is way down the bottom of my list of priorities at the moment.
4. Buying an graphics software is expensive, I’m trying to save for it.
5. Despite my resolve to blog regularly, a whole month has passed by without a single word written from me.
6. I’m upto the third NGE episode review.
7. I’ve got no time for artwork or creative writing either.
8. Saving for a trip is really hard, but I’m getting there.
9. Dental checkup is due in september, hopefully.
10. Learning a language or an instrument will have to wait after the Capstone.

Pwhoar! Ana Ivanovic and Maria Sharapova are playing tennis on the tv. This is the only time I watch tennis, to see two hot ladies play in short skirts. Their both 20 and are Hot Hot Hot! Did I mention Ana Ivanovic and Maria Sharapova are playing tennis? It’s made my day.

After going to church this morning we went to the Cronulla beach cafe, like any bourgeoisie laté swilling capitalist bastard wannabes would do, so that Lauren could get her fix of caffeine. As I was drinking my milk (I don’t drink coffee or tea) a thought occured to me, wouldn’t it be great if God gave me permission and the powers to do what I want? A divine grace of sort granted to me. Just like in that Jim Carey movie Bruce almighty.

Not to fix up any of the social wrongs of our world and society, but to do what I want selfishly. For example, convince Lauren into a threesome with me and another hot chick of her choice. Because really thats what any red blooded male would think of doing, that is to get into the pants of two sheilas at the same time.

But then I got to thinking, God has already provided not just me but everyone with that power and that’s called “choice”. We as humans have been gifted with free will, we can choose to be selfish or unselfish, for example I could selfishly convince her by holding a gun to her head or just talk to her about it and hope she likes the idea and unselfishly let her make the decision. It’s what makes us humans.

But it comes at a price, because it’s our choices we must also choose wether to be with God or not to be with God as well, and because we have this choice that price is death. But the price is twofold, depending on your choice you could be in a desolate place devoid of the presence of God called hell or be in the presence of the “glory” of God called heaven.

So I opted to just talk and tell her about my fantasy. Lo & behold like a gift from God she said “How about that babe over there bending over with the over sized rack?” Actually that didn’t happen, what really happened was I got a smack in the face and she said “Go to hell you pervert!” And that made my day, because I now know that she only wants to share the joys in bed with me and only me, that’s when I smiled and thought “all is right with the world.”