Corner of solitude

This satiric little gem is really funny, it takes a swipe at modern society with a good old one two.

Tomorrow is Australia’s national day. It’s a day that’s suppose to commemorate “an actual historical event,” that is the arrival of the poms, namely Captain Arthur Phillip and the first fleet sailing into Sydney Cove.

Which is why some people have been politically riled up about it. They choose to call it “Invasion day,” and I don’t blame them.The culture of the Indigenous people of Australia have virtually been destroyed because of this day, if I was one of them I would be riled up about it too. I’m suprised they haven’t maintained the rage as much these days.

I would support for a push to make another day Australia day. Only if they kept this current one as a public holiday of course, they can rename it whatever they bloody wanted to. That way we have another public holiday, and you know what that means don’t you? Public holiday means another day off work. Which I am all for it.

Speaking of work, I had to go to work today which is the reason why I couldn’t go to the BDO. RATM are the headline act, I miss out once again, what a bummer. Hate of the day missing out on my favourite band.

There is one thing I hate more than politics and thats politicians. And we have to vote for them. That’s right folks, the circus known as the Australian election is in town today. Our parliament is the Big Top, it’s full of clowns who should all participate in an old aussie tradition where we line ‘em up in front of a wall and shoot them. After today’s election we’ll find out whether we keep the old ring master in John “Proud cornerofsolitude fag” Howard or introduce a new one in Kevin “capitalist bitch wannabe” Rudd, as our Prime Minister.

So you’ve probably discerned my views on both leaders and political parties from what I’ve written so far, but just in case you havn’t then here is a post I wrote on a forum a while back.

Jesus Christ folks, Labor and the Liberals should just merge and form one super fascist party, they’re virtually the same anyway, with policies and who they represent. They both represent the upper classes, you know I’m right. Not one of them represent the ordinary hard working joe blow or single mother sheilas from down the road who has to make ends meet while still paying the same fucking gst for a loaf of crust as the decadent rich pooftas. Kev and Johnny couldn’t care less about the well being of the people of Oz. All they care about is getting into office by any means possible, including brainwashing the poor sods about terrorism into voting for them, and once they get into office they all forget about the promises they made and instead serve their true masters in starting wars and making money. The libs have sold off almost all the public assets that this country ever had, and I bet they want to get rid of medicare too, all in the name of profits. The tax cuts they provide as concessions are a joke, the only ones who benefit from them are the FILTHY rich, whose hands get dirtier and dirtier no matter how many times they scrub them. The braindead labor party didn’t do one thing to stop them, because at the end of the day they both serve the same masters.

Hate of the day : Politics.

Who would’ve thought that the Prime Minister of Australia could ever become the Corner of Solitude’s next Fag of the week? I did, actually he’s been a prime candidate ever since the day he became PM, alot of people would back me up on that last statement. Which is somewhat of an achievement since that was ten years ago, and was way before the Fag of the week concept was even started (I only started it two weeks ago in fact).

I’m very proud to be the fag of the week for Australia

What has the PM of Oz, Mr John Howard, done to deservedly win this week’s Fag of the week award, I hear you ask? The last ten years would be a good enough answer. But this week he has really upped the ante, by enraging thousands of Sydneysiders, your’s truely included.

Sydneysiders endured four days of traffic hell this week, as the Sydney Harbour Bridge and city streets were cleared to give US Vice-President Dick Cheney, whom Johm Howard invited for a little get together no doubt, a clear ride. Not only that, but tax payer funded NSW Police were forced to become Dick Cheney’s personal body gaurds. That’s right folks, some of our most important public servants was pulled out of essential duties, such as protecting the community, just so they can play guardsmen. All because little Mr Johnny Howard can suck up to some American.

Well Johnno, you know what Bill and Ted would say to you right about now? They’d say “FAG!”