Corner of solitude

• Cuddle up with your hot significant other eliminating the need for a heater.
• Turn the heater on while you're in the house.
• Leave the heater on 24 hours a day until it burns out.
• Leave the heater on not only until it burns out but the house down as well.
• Burn the house down without a faulty heating appliance.

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• Yes Fittler is a mofo for making his players take Wing out of the game.
• No, there is no way that hit was malicious, it's part of the game just like Fittler said.

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• The pecker to Michelangelo's statue of David
• A hot chick's underwear
• World's most powerful supercomputer
• The pawn on a chess board
• Pamela Anderson's implants
• Abbott and Costello's comedy classics DVD

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• A Michael Buble (or insert artist you hate here) album
• Bizarre attire such as pink polka dot rubber gloves
• 2 dollar shop toys you are too old to play with
• Suspect game meat that make you vomit at the site of it

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• Excellent
• Mildly amusing
• Poor excuse
• Crap
• Shithouse

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